There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin
Cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop

Cretin
Cretin

   1-2-3-4
   Cretins wanna hop some more
   4-5-6-7
   All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin
Cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop

Cretin
Cretin

   1-2-3-4
   Cretins wanna hop some more
   4-5-6-7
   All good cretins go to heaven