If you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam
No more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries

   53rd and 3rd
   Standing on the street
   53rd and 3rd
   I'm tryin' to turn a trick

   53rd and 3rd
   You're the one they never pick
   53rd and 3rd
   Don't it make you feel sick?

If you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam
No more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries

   53rd and 3rd
   Standing on the street
   53rd and 3rd
   I'm tryin' to turn a trick

   53rd and 3rd
   You're the one they never pick
   53rd and 3rd
   Don't it make you feel sick?

Then I took out my razor blade
Then I did what God forbade
Now the cops are after me
But I proved that I'm no sissy

   53rd and 3rd
   Standing on the street
   53rd and 3rd
   I'm tryin' to turn a trick

   53rd and 3rd
   You're the one they never pick
   53rd and 3rd
   Don't it make you feel sick?

   53rd and 3rd